Friday 29 May 2015

Can you Adam ‘n Eve it – I’m trendy!

Trendy urban middle-class beekeepers with ‘more enthusiasm than expertise’ have been blamed for increase swarms of bees in towns across southern England, according to the newspapers.

‘I'm not surprised’ I thought. ‘Monty Don’s encouraging folk to keep bees in their gardens without any thought to disease management and swarm prevention. We don’t need more beekeepers, we need more forage.’

Trendy? More like grumpy .... and just a tiny bit smug. I’d already swarm-controlled one of my hives a few weeks earlier, and I was counting down the days to sorting out another hive when my neighbour mentioned that ‘thousands of bees were flying around this afternoon.’

Impossible! I had it under control, or so I thought. But a quick check of my hive records revealed my error- I was a day out. It takes 8 days for bees to produce a sealed queen cell which then matures for another 8 days before the new queen emerges.  Swarming takes place any time between day 8 and 16, and usually depends upon the weather. It had been a fine day after a period of blustery weather and the bees had swarmed.

I was embarrassed and annoyed. Swarms frighten some people and can be disruptive, although they seldom harm anyone. Responsible beekeepers certainly try to prevent swarming.

With ‘more enthusiasm than expertise’ still ringing in my ears I spoke to two of my most experienced colleagues. They were sympathetic; ‘It’s happened to me too’, and ‘It’s been a funny year for swarms,’ they said.

Some consolation, but I know I should really have paid closer attention to the calendar and counted the days.

Of course for the numerically challenged there is another solution: Clip the queen’s wing, and then she won’t be able to fly anywhere.

This is a tricky operation and some beekeepers develop this ‘skill’ by cutting the wings off drones. They say the bees feel no pain but I'm not so sure. Regardless, I find the notion of mutilating bees to prevent them swarming somewhat disquieting.

So it seems I'm not only trendy, I'm sentimental too!

What do you think?